This is my rake. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rake is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rake is useless. Without my rake, I am useless. I must attack with my rake. I must attack straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must attack him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rake and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

This is my rake. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rake is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rake is useless. Without my rake, I am useless. I must attack with my rake. I must attack straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must attack him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rake and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.