crapinator
Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
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Dorothy 🍼 11 OCT 2018 a las 10:04 p. m. 
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE WORDS 'DEATH WAS HIS CONSTANT COMPANION'? 'But I don't usually see you!'
(The Fifth Elephant)

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When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.

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Cure the disease and kill the patient.
-- Francis Bacon

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If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.

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Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history,
dating back to the time millions of years ago, when the first primitive man
picked up a crude club and a round rock, tossed the rock into the air, and
whomped the club into the sloping forehead of the first primitive umpire.

What inner force drove this first athlete? Your guess is as good as
mine. Better, probably, because you haven't had four beers.
-- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag"[/sp
Yordi Pieter Hermanus van den Ol 14 SEP 2018 a las 2:28 p. m. 
Is gya blyat I think he is the many man liker
Kirb //M 4 AGO 2018 a las 11:54 p. m. 
Boo! XD (im gay) :GOLDENDUCK:
Kirb //M 16 JUL 2018 a las 12:24 a. m. 
+rep, now say it back.
Obey Swag♡ 21 MAR 2018 a las 2:25 p. m. 
-rep noop
president 19 MAR 2018 a las 5:24 p. m. 
+rep pretty good killer for their time. Was gonna dc