TheBearNamedLar
Larry Drui   Portland, Oregon, United States
 
 
It may not look it, but I can eat a bagel in less than 37 seconds. Just you wait, Pop. I'll prove my worth to you and win us the money to save the farm.
I generally don't add randos, unless we're trading, have mutual friends, or if you, too, possess a penchant for word play.
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Just Kris 20 Dec, 2018 @ 12:32pm 
hey dad
Rick & Morty Weed Pen 26 Nov, 2016 @ 5:05pm 
Get Ready for the DICKcember 🍌💦 Holidays, You NutBuster! 👅👃🏻 Hope You're Ready for Santa's 🎅 Thrusts 😫 as He Gives You Your Presents ♥♥♥ and 🌰 Nuts 🌰 on You HO-HO-HOES! 👌😫💦 When JeSEX 😇 comes and Thrusts 😫 Your Door 🚪 , Be Ready for a Blessing 😊 as You Get Re-Baptised with CUMMIES! 💦😍💦 Share this with 69 other Hoeliday Sluts for a Special 😀 Treat 🍌 🍩 This DICKmas! 😍👅🍌
Rick & Morty Weed Pen 23 Nov, 2016 @ 9:15pm 
hey u 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey sluts👅👅. its 🍂HOEvember🍂 u know what that means❓ time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏on a big ol😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋 back in 1492 our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Cumbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦♥♥♥💦 2 America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓 send this to 10 of ur sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5 back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟 get 10 back and ur a sexy stuffing slut😽😽happy ♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling today
Rick & Morty Weed Pen 29 Oct, 2016 @ 3:40pm 
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈 🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚 😈 🔮 💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost ‼ ‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots 💁 :s 😩 💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅✋👋 this Halloween 🎃 😜 😉
why so sweaty 20 May, 2014 @ 12:39am 
+rep good trader. enjoy trading ^^
Max Jah 18 Mar, 2014 @ 9:17pm 
+ rep. Nice trader and good man