TheBearNamedLar
Larry Drui   Portland, Oregon, United States
 
 
It may not look it, but I can eat a bagel in less than 37 seconds. Just you wait, Pop. I'll prove my worth to you and win us the money to save the farm.
I generally don't add randos, unless we're trading, have mutual friends, or if you, too, possess a penchant for word play.
Zurzeit offline
Kürzliche Aktivitäten
475 Std. insgesamt
zuletzt gespielt am 19. Jan.
Errungenschaften   71 von 85
3.309 Std. insgesamt
zuletzt gespielt am 18. Jan.
181 Std. insgesamt
zuletzt gespielt am 5. Jan.
Errungenschaften   27 von 75
Just Kris 20. Dez. 2018 um 12:32 
hey dad
Rick & Morty Weed Pen 26. Nov. 2016 um 17:05 
Get Ready for the DICKcember 🍌💦 Holidays, You NutBuster! 👅👃🏻 Hope You're Ready for Santa's 🎅 Thrusts 😫 as He Gives You Your Presents ♥♥♥ and 🌰 Nuts 🌰 on You HO-HO-HOES! 👌😫💦 When JeSEX 😇 comes and Thrusts 😫 Your Door 🚪 , Be Ready for a Blessing 😊 as You Get Re-Baptised with CUMMIES! 💦😍💦 Share this with 69 other Hoeliday Sluts for a Special 😀 Treat 🍌 🍩 This DICKmas! 😍👅🍌
Rick & Morty Weed Pen 23. Nov. 2016 um 21:15 
hey u 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey sluts👅👅. its 🍂HOEvember🍂 u know what that means❓ time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏on a big ol😜 ♥♥♥♥👌💋 back in 1492 our main ♥♥♥♥♥💁💁 Christopher Cumbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦♥♥♥💦 2 America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓 send this to 10 of ur sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5 back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟 get 10 back and ur a sexy stuffing slut😽😽happy ♥♥♥♥🐓 gobbling today
Rick & Morty Weed Pen 29. Okt. 2016 um 15:40 
BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈 🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚 😈 🔮 💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost ‼ ‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots 💁 :s 😩 💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅✋👋 this Halloween 🎃 😜 😉
why so sweaty 20. Mai 2014 um 0:39 
+rep good trader. enjoy trading ^^
Max Jah 18. März 2014 um 21:17 
+ rep. Nice trader and good man