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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:29am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:00am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:00am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 2:18am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 3:53am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 3:40am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 6:57am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:37pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2022 @ 9:39am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:10am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:16am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:04am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:20am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:55pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:21am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:30am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:09am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:59am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:12am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:24am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 6:34pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 2:57am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:05am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:43am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 3:40am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:26am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:26am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:56am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:17am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:24am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 2:01am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:26am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 8:34am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:40am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:42pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:41am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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