Raining after you wash you car is like having to poop after taking a shower.

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset

Duck tape is like the force.
It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Life is designed to kick your ass.

Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
...Son: Then okay.
Dad goes to Bill Gates.
...Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then okay
Dad goes to the president of the World Bank.
Dad: Appoint my son as CEOj.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok.
THIS IS BUSINESS.

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