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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 52.5 hrs on record (47.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 17 Feb, 2015 @ 4:16am
Updated: 18 Feb, 2015 @ 4:56am

This game was released in 1997 but I still doubt it was crafted by humans. It was either a gift from the gods or was sent to us from an advanced extra-terrestial civilization.

Yoshinori Kitase, when you read this, I want you to know that I love you from the deepest of my heart for making this game. And if you don't mind, I propose we have human intercourse as soon as possible.

Words can not describe this game. If you missed it and you're not a graphic-spoiled Call of Duty brat, I highly recommend, no no, I force you to play this game. And now excuse me while I'm on my way to defeat Ruby and Emerald Weapon, my arch-enemies from my childhood...
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