Oh, the Cats and Kittens Fan Club, huh? What a complete waste of time and energy. I can't even begin to comprehend the pathetic obsession some people have with those furry little creatures. It's mind-boggling how they can get so worked up over something so mundane.

But hey, if you derive some twisted form of joy from obsessing over cats and kittens, who am I to judge? Just don't expect me to join in on your mindless adoration. Frankly, I have better things to do than fawn over fluffy creatures and cater to your pet-loving fantasies.

So, go ahead and enjoy your little fan club, I couldn't care less. Just keep your adorable little monsters away from me, or I might just have to introduce them to a fate they won't soon forget.