I have OCD, I have ADD, I have Bi Polar, I have Depression, I have STDs, I have AIDS, I have broken bones, I have a spider bite, I have a rolled ankle, I have Autism, I have Aspergers, I have a bump on my head, I have rabies, I have diabetes, I have a cleft lip, I have a tapeworm, I have foot odour, I have dwarfism, I have migraines, I have anxiety, I have dementia, I have schizophrenia, I have PTSD, I have DID, I have munchausen's syndrome, I have water on the brain, I have a glass eye, I have smooth brain, I have three balls, I have one kidney, I have half brain, I have occasional thirst, I have tiredness at night, I have a unibrow, I have melanoma, I have osteoporosis, I have lack of white blood cells, I have acidic blood, I have lycanthropy, I have vampirism, I have rock joint, I have deafness in one ear, I have no sense of taste, I have a peg leg, I have scurvy, I have frostbite, I have third degree burns, I have a knife in my abdomen, I have a hook for a hand, I have a displaced anus, I have different coloured eyes, I have illiteracy, I have anorexia, I have bulimia, I have a horse-sized penis, I have the attention span of a three year old, I have a Reddit account, I have PhD, I have CBT, I have BBW, I have BBC, I have an extra finger, I have an extra toe, I have vertical asscheeks, I have a third arm, I have receding hairline, I have lack of testosterone, I have abundance of estrogen, I have a fedora, I have an anime figure collection, I have amiibos, I have a $15,000 gaming PC, I have the mind of a dinosaur, I have a lightbulb up my ass, I have bladder stones, I have kidney stones, I have impotency, I have cloven feet, I have calluses, I have 12 children, I have a snake bite, I have distasteful tattoos, I have piercings on every inch of my skin, I have IKEA furniture, and finally, I have a dislike of tomatoes