Recent reviews by Comrade Smartass ☭

Adventures in sapphic titan slaying.

*Game Unlocks on Steam*
*Waits for Game to finish downloading*
*24 hours later*
*24 hours in game*
Damn I love S.T.A.L.K.E.R!

The game isn't perfect, but if it was it wouldn't be Stalker!
Can't wait to see the improvements updates and mods bring!

Now I gotta get out of here stalker, I've got a poker game with The Ninth. Za Monolith?

Loved playing this instead of paying attention in middle/high school 10-15 years ago.
Look equally forward to playing this instead of doing my job now.

"Calling down a hormone blocking stratagem and fem'n'ems resupply!"
Managed democracy says trans rights, transphobes will be investigated for treason. 🏳️‍🌈

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Edit: Thanks for the free points!

Huh, they actually fixed the game. Cool.

How did they manage to ♥♥♥♥ the game up this much? This is a downgrade from FC4 & 5 in just about every way.
The guns feel under powered, the combat feels boring, even the helicopters are worse in every way (they're always perfectly level, you can't swoop or dive or look down.) The weapon upgrade and armor systems are boring af and the gun variety sucks as well.

They sure did make the tutorial long enough to make sure you couldn't refund the game though!

Still waiting on my necromancer to explain why I got that notification about a dead emu fighting...

I'm 5 minutes in and this DLC is already amazing me!

Utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash. Sure, it looks pretty, but it's all superficial.
The devs put more work into ♥♥♥♥ physics than any sort of AI, and even then they couldn't keep them from poking through clothing.
Talk about a mediocre title.
Don't pay $60 for this unless they fix the game.

Amazing game so far.
However, PLEASE ADD AN OPTION TO REMOVE SWAY WHEN WALKING. I can't play for more than 20 minutes at a time without getting motion sick, which is something I've never experienced playing a game before.