Recent reviews by NoGoodAnubis

I have played almost entirely as the Tau, the blueberries have cured my blue balls. Shadowsun is bae ♥♥♥♥ you and the marine you rode in on.

the amount of time i have spent in this game on the first night is 116 minutes. my rag is now dirtier.i have four hearts on the elf. im done with the bird. and ive gotten 2 scenes out of the kitten. over all id say it has the potential to be one of the greats. dont drop it, and dont waste your time saying its bad (been out for a few hours) so far i enjoy it.

do you like ark? thats all. get ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

i love this game and all the fun things in it. but my ONE ISSUE is as follows: the devs play on one side, and the other is punished. its supposed to be balanced and yet there is ice that ruins the logistics for wardens whereas collies dont have any issues what so ever. the collie medics get a SMG in their 2nd slot. wardens get.....well a 3 burst pistol that does literally nothing for damage. sound unfair? it is. im sorry. i cant recommend this game until the devs get the ♥♥♥♥ off their high horse and support BOTH teams.

entirely too good of a game too not play. fantastic game. Beep is the only character to play as.

classic game, makes my PP super big. the three dimensional space gameplay makes it one of the best games ive ever played.

its a great game. get it, it will increase the size of your penis by three whole inches.

my childhood gets an erection everytime i play this.

great game. makes my ♥♥♥♥ hard as ♥♥♥♥ boi!!!!!!!!

it has the normal first week problems. playing it for about 3 hours in game it was enjoyable, i just hope it doesnt get review bombed for these issues like ark did. it doesnt deserve it. it deserves love.