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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:33am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:25am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:53am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:34am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:56am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:46am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:31am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:50pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:25am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:42am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:34am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:27am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:05pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:09pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:12pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:44am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:45am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:51am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:01pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:46am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:23am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:23am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:23am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:07pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:26pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:05am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:13am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:04pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:04pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:48am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:45am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:16am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:50am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:05pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:42am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:14am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:09pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:38am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:48am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:30am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:34am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:46am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:22pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:45am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:33am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:14am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:32am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:56pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:53am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:23am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:08am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:59am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:56am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:11am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:21am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:05pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:09pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:12pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:08am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:25pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:05pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:48am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:13am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:14am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:35am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:07am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:23am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:26am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:51am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:30pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:23am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:46am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:54am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:24am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:17am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:02pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:55am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:22am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:29am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:30pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:22am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:15am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:06pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:15am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:07am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:28am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:16am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:21am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:09pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:53am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:21pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:21am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:12am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:02pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:42am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:56am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:53am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:20am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:12am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:24am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:09am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:48am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:05pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:07pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:12pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:19pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:26am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:25am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:05am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:53am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:53am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:53am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:17am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:19am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:09pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:21pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:41pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:23am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:41am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:17pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:12pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:47pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:14pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:03am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:25am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:04pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:31am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:08am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:07am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:22am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:07am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:06pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:54am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:07am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:51am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:08am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:55am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:06am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:42am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:15am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:18pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:25pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:13pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:15pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:18pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:20pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:56pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:17pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:57pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:23am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:41am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:12am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:29am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:23am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:18am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:28am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:16am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:18am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:21pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:41pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:53pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:30pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:35pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:08pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:02am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:36am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:57am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:19pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:44pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:02pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:50pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:39pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:09pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:15am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:42am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:27am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:36am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:05pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:09pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:43am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:23am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:06pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:38pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:29pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:17am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:20am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:33am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:53pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:42pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:35pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:12pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:43pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:46pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:18am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:20pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:19pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:18pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:29pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:41pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:53pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:42pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:19pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:11pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:28pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:17pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:42pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:43pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:05am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:30am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:55am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:18am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:53pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:30pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:45pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:48pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:44pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:07am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:42am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:29pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:34pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:20pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:36pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:13pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:02am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:04am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:07am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:13pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:19pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:04am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:07am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:37am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:28pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:43am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:11am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:17am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:28am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:08pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:58am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:46am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:15pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:26pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:47am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:13pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:13pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:24pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:44am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:04am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:07am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:46am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:50pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:58am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:41pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:02pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:43pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:02pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:02am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:07am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:44pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:14pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:08am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:29pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:26am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:38am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:46am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:06am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:41pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:09pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:12pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:19pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:06am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:31am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:12am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:01am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:02am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:30am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:50pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:26am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:08am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:25pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:25pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:05am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:07am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:31am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:37am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:29pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:05am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:31am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:37am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:55am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:09pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:41pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:07pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:48pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:24pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:29pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:30am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:53pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:25pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:34am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:41pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:13pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:38pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:30pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:07pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 3:04pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:43pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:31am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:43am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:21pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:02pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:12pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:29pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:43am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:24am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:01pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:26pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:42am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:05am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:07am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:37am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:20pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:30am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:30am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:23am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:25am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:05pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:41pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:02pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:02pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:43am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:30am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:33pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:30pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:11am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:35am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:53am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:38pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked