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3 people found this review helpful
47.1 hrs on record
Finally finished this giant turd of a game. The story is uninspiring, the characters are un-remarkable, and the dialogue is completely lifeless. The RPG mechanics were implemented SO badly that they just give you cheats to play the game like a normal AC game. The combat is somehow the easiest and most frustrating aspect of this game. I have no idea how Ubisoft has manipulated an entire generation of gamers into seeing this series as some sort of holy grail. Assassin's Creed is dead. Ubisoft fanboys identify yourselves in the comments so I can pray for your hole-filled brains.
Posted 22 October, 2024.
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22.5 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
Good proof of concept for a great series. Basic, but fun. Hard, but rewarding. Short, but dense. Does have memory leak issues, but given how short it is, you won't be too frustrated by the time you beat the game. Definitely at best value in the Pandora's Box collection while it is on sale.
Posted 1 September, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
17.0 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
Pros:
-Massive scale WW2 battles
-realistic and numerous units to keep you entertained

Cons:
-no real tutorial
-impossible learning curve if you haven't been playing Eugen games for 5+ years
-not a very active player base
-nazi larpers

summary: play COH2
Posted 14 February, 2022.
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34.5 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Its aight. You want more Fallout 4 for some reason? Wanna play a Bethesda RPG with ya friends? Go for it. Probably get it on sale only though.
Posted 13 February, 2021.
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70.4 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's Warband, but better. Why are you still reading reviews!? Give them your money!!

Edit: Daily updates? Boner tyme.
Posted 31 March, 2020. Last edited 3 April, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Such a great survival game. Simple, beautiful, yet challenging. Only having to survive against nature itself and not screaming mic-spamming nakeds. Please add Co-Op multiplayer.
Posted 12 February, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.4 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Payday 2 is definately one of my all time favorite games.

Pros:
-Fun Co-op
-VERY good customization
-You can do the same heist over and over again, and it will always be entertaining

Cons:
-Big, inconvenient updates from time to time...
Posted 19 March, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
This game was not meant for PC. It plays like a mobile game. WASTE OF MONEY

edit: this game still trash
Posted 30 November, 2014. Last edited 16 December, 2019.
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17.9 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Look at my playtime. That's how long it took for this game to stop working. Don't buy this before the bugs are fixed.
Posted 18 November, 2014.
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