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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 32.5 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Nov, 2017 @ 4:58pm

Early Access Review
Day 1 - Unsure what to do... build ladders and floors. Build a crapper and water well.

Day 3 - Food is running low; we're literally eating water plus dirt. Plus side, lots of coal. Minus side, things making coal are eating our food dirt.

Day 5 - We ate the dirt-eating coal-pooping things. Can't get to the waterr, CO2 is too thick. Going to try excavating to find more water. We picked up a helper.... still little food. Side note: Water and dirt causes rocket poop. Who knew.

Day 7 - We found water. We also found slime and flying fart cats. Everyone is also sick now, so we have that to work with too.

Day 8 - *Blergh* *cough* X . X
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Day 1 - Let's try this again.....
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