>_> ..... <_< .... O_O... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? *Shifts in chair, tugging at collar* >_> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O_O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

(*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ♫♩ヽ(・ω・ヽ*)♬ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉtaaKKEEE ME TO CHURCH, I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES, I'LL TEL YOU MY SINS SO YOU CAN SHARPEN YOUR KNIFE, OFFER ME THAT DEATHLESS DEATH, GOOD GOD LET ME GIVE YOU MY LIFE (*ﾉ・ω・)ﾉ♫♩ヽ(・ω・ヽ*)♬ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

WHAT? THAT WAS NOT ME! I WAS THE ONE WHO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU IN THE GOODTIMES PARKING LOT!

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.