code47name's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 1:07am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 12:53am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 12:43pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 12:44pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 6:59pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 7:15pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 3:53pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 6:18pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 8:00pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 9:07pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 12:28pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 7:56pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 5:18pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 6:40pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 5:30pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 6:51pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 4:02pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 3:50pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 4:55pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 5:51pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 5:15pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 6:55pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 5:16pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 5:35pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 1:57pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 2:25pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 2:22pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 7:05pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 12:43pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 5:39pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 1:03am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 8:51pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 8:39pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 6:18pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 1:51am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 1:01am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 5:18pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 1:00pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 4:54pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 3:35pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 7:13pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 7:14pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2018 @ 1:04am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2018 @ 6:05pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 6:34pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 8:01pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 7:19pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 4:54pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 7:31pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 5:13pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 12:31pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 9:07pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 10:46pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2018 @ 3:21pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 5:35pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 9:02pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 8:38pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 9:01pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 9:32pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2018 @ 11:25pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2019 @ 8:05pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2018 @ 3:20pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2018 @ 12:12am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2018 @ 12:17am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2018 @ 12:09am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2018 @ 8:23pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2018 @ 6:10pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

17 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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