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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Alcançada em 2/fev./2018 às 1:07

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Alcançada em 2/fev./2018 às 0:53

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Alcançada em 11/fev./2018 às 12:43

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Alcançada em 11/fev./2018 às 12:44

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Alcançada em 20/out./2018 às 18:59

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 19:15

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 15:53

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 18:18

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 20:00

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 21:07

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Alcançada em 26/out./2018 às 12:28

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Alcançada em 8/out./2019 às 19:56

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Alcançada em 20/out./2018 às 17:18

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 18:40

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 17:30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Alcançada em 20/out./2018 às 18:51

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 16:02

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 15:50

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Alcançada em 20/out./2018 às 16:55

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 17:51

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 17:15

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Alcançada em 20/out./2018 às 18:55

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Alcançada em 20/out./2018 às 17:16

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 17:35

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 13:57

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 14:25

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 14:22

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Alcançada em 8/out./2019 às 19:05

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Alcançada em 11/fev./2018 às 12:43

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 17:39

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Alcançada em 2/fev./2018 às 1:03

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 20:51

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 20:39

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 18:18

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Alcançada em 2/fev./2018 às 1:51

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Alcançada em 2/fev./2018 às 1:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Alcançada em 20/out./2018 às 17:18

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Alcançada em 11/fev./2018 às 13:00

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 16:54

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 15:35

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 19:13

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 19:14

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Alcançada em 2/fev./2018 às 1:04

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Alcançada em 20/out./2018 às 18:05

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 18:34

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 20:01

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 19:19

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 16:54

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 19:31

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 17:13

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Alcançada em 26/out./2018 às 12:31

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Alcançada em 26/out./2018 às 21:07

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Alcançada em 26/out./2018 às 22:46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Alcançada em 27/out./2018 às 15:21

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Alcançada em 8/out./2019 às 17:35

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Alcançada em 8/out./2019 às 21:02

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Alcançada em 26/out./2018 às 20:38

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Alcançada em 26/out./2018 às 21:01

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Alcançada em 26/out./2018 às 21:32

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Alcançada em 26/out./2018 às 23:25

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Alcançada em 8/out./2019 às 20:05

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Alcançada em 27/out./2018 às 15:20

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Alcançada em 27/out./2018 às 0:12

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Alcançada em 27/out./2018 às 0:17

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Alcançada em 27/out./2018 às 0:09

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Alcançada em 25/out./2018 às 20:23

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Alcançada em 24/out./2018 às 18:10



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
17 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
9 / 30
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