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Posted: 6 Aug, 2017 @ 6:12am

Age of Empires 2 Logic:

1. Where an armed spearman loses to a boar.
2. Building is demolished instantly (press delete).
3. Bringing back childhood memories.
4. Atheist country has monk.
5. Dead body turns into skeleton in seconds.
6. Villager is made of food.
7. People shout as they die.
8. Stone walls and castle catch fire.
9. Ships could hold 10 elephants but couldn't hold 11 archers.
10. Buildings can be burnt and destroyed with swords and arrows.
11. Siege engine moves by itself.
12. Car existed during middle ages (how do you turn this on).
13. Wounds get healed with prayer.
14. People get converted with prayer.
15. Meats are fresh if slaugtered by villagers but rotten if slaughtered by soldiers.
16. Random relic produces gold.
17. People can walk on pods.
18. Jimmy has cheese steak.
19. Buildings are made by hitting the floor with hammers.
20. Where villagers, soldiers, kings, die of heart attack (press delete).
21. Farms are made of wood.
22. Ships sail without wind.
23. Once berries harvested, the bush plants are gone.
24. A single Teutonic knight can win against 20 armed spearmen.
25. Black Death also infects buildings.
26. Ship is sunk by converting their faith.
27. A single wolf can kill 10 villagers.
28. Astec stone houses are made of wood.
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