Recent reviews by Bartender™

Was in a battle and decided to be a good bard and play encouraging music from the backlines while the rest of my party handled a band of thieves. One little man decided to bypass my party entirely and beeline toward me, smack me in the head, and halt my lute strumming. Angered by this little man's petty behavior, I had the rest of his party wiped out while he remained alive, cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter on him, threw a bottle of grease on him, set him on fire, and listened to him laugh endlessly while he burned alive. Unable to get up due to his laughing, I am quite sure he had the appropriate amount of time to think about his actions before he suddenly turned to ashes before me.

I recommend this game. Please support your local bards by burning the hecklers alive.

While this game has some glaring issues (like memory leaks, the grid not always behaving properly, crazy random BS... this game is absolutely amazing. It's like Minecraft and Kerbal had a baby and popped out Space Engineers. The game in vanilla is absolutely fantastic, but I'll say for sure that the work people put into these mods make it so much more. Being able to use scripts from the workshop in vanilla is amazing too, just browse the workshop when editing a Programming Block, enter a few lines, and you suddenly have a few LCDs displaying your inventory, power, level of hydrogen in tanks, and sets up a quota? I could go on and on, but I highly recommend you give this game a chance. Yes, it does take a few hours to get used to all of the controls and learn the shortcuts and whatnot, but once you get a decent grasp on how things work, you'll be losing hours into the game.

1/10 - Russian game devs trying to make a game in English. Good attempt, but unsuccessful. Found myself wandering around the little island for about 10 minutes before I walk into some weird portal that takes me to an array of hallways that lead to different ♥♥♥♥ until I find the exit and it just leads me back to some poorly built map with no real structure or instruction on where to go or what to do next. Terrible waste of time and memory.

I've spent much money in this... Wasted SO much... Willing to waste much more. Love this game.

Fantastic game! Bethesda's best. Fallout 4 has kept me up for hours since it's release. 11 hours into the game and I haven't even scratched the surface on the main questline. The side quests, tasks, and areas to loot, conquer and build upon have taken over the game in the most brilliant of ways. I can't get enough of Fallout 4 and can hardly believe that DLC will even exist. Fallout 4 will keep you entertained for months. 5/5

Wonderful game, similar to Minecraft, but definitely not the same. 9/10. Can't wait for the new update.