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Ok this game unnerves me out because of a number of reasons. I just want to start with the fact that In all of the advert screens on the store page there is sex, combat, and adventure. I played for 30 mins and found myself gardening like a cuck in a port full of women and 3 token men outside myself without any sex or combat. I can only assume someone steps on my carrots and this causes me to delete the British from existence sparking the all out war over my garden.

Anyway the graphics are all over the place the majority reminds me of ps2 hitman but every now and again you get these unreal engine prerendered videos of the women you meet. which is misleading because these videos and pictures of characters look nothing like the characters you are playing or looking at. Example your character looks like agent 47 dressed as pirate but your character picture clearly has facial hair.

then this reminds me of glitchy assassins creed unity with the amount of strange ♥♥♥♥ going on. i fell into the water and was then launched out of the water like i had landed on a trampoline, some of the buildings were also unity store assets so you cant actually walk on them properly and there is just alot of ♥♥♥♥ going on

finally this game is hard to follow. as i stated i played 30 mins of the game and then just stopped because it was becoming hard to work with cause I spent more time fighting my mouse sensitivity and I was questioning why the quest markers were appearing and disappearing randomly which also was giving me markers for quest i didnt even know what i was doing to begin with other than bring the band back through gardening ?

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love the game but i cant trust psn

Saddly i could not quite figure out how to win this game but I did enjoy myself. but this was a enjoyable confusing experience about a man resorting to breaking and entering into a home to avoid the rain now fights the rape ghost by hitting her with vases. is this something to wack off to ? no. is this something I would put a friend in front of to watch them freak out ? yes 100%



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having to much fun playing as my model sets nothing to complain about

My god it has been a while since I have actually written out a review for a game. But omg do I have words for this game.
first of all lets get the good out of the way yes the art is good and its a story of mind breaking a superior and turning them into a sex toy great looks good.

now we have two major things to go over first being sound design. This game spams alot of sounds for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and peeing but its not actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noises or peeing noises it is what I can only describe as pouring a glass of water down the sink for peeing, And a man making love to a bowl of mashed potatoes for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I swear to you the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex noise is like some violently fisting a bowl of mashed potatoes and it has left me unnerved.

secondly character ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game makes me want to jam nails underneath the main characters toe nails and use a ram set for each nail. (for those who dont know what a ram set is imagine a hammer that runs on bullets) now this is a story about blackmailing your captain into having all the sex with you. but what are you blackmailing her with ? THE LIFE OF HER LOVED ONE. essentially the main character is a man that was paid into being an officer by his rich family so you cover for some girl that is lower rank that during some ♥♥♥♥ up would lead to her being executed but instead you take the blame and get a slap on the wrist. your character then THREATENS TO TELL THE TRUTH CONDEMNING THIS LOWER RANK TO DEATH UNLESS YOUR CAPTAIN AGREES TO SEX. but essentially you are holding a lesbians lover hostage forcing her into having straight sex until you break her mind ruining her life this put me off cause this is just overly sadistic and is pretty much psychopathic rape fantasy.

I do want to say this this is a story and there are no real choices and its done over pretty quickly in fact at length its probably 15-20 mins worth depending on how fast you read or how long you can listen to the mashed potato love sessions. personally after a certain point I just wanted to see the end

also while i say the art is good there is only really art of hilda no other character other then your character during sex has art

overall the art is good but the sound and story make me upset and unsettled. i can recommend the game if it was on sale and muted but at 12 dollars that's a bit much

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So this game is strange to me cause they say alot of different things in the story that dont fit the setting but more importantly they are almost criminally close to another game called summer time saga but in a different art style. And I like summer time saga and i like the art of this but they copy the game alittle to closely.

Also at the beginning of the game it allows you to pick the relation of the people in your household
adult girl can be roommate or friend but is meant to be your sister
landlord or friend man is meant to be your dad
landlord of friend big titty milf is meant to be your mom
you can try to hide the incest all you want but if you write the character dialog like they are related to you it kinda messes it up. the writing is a bit off also if you are going to call them by the actual relations why hide the incest ?

Secondly the not your dad tells you not to mess up at university but it is clearly a high school. There is nothing wrong with the game it is actually interesting looking but its kinda a clone of another game. but they chose to clone a good game so Id recommend it too.

also the sex noises !? did you make and record them your self !? the sex sounds like the most gas filled ketchup bottle ever made !

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the emperor demands you stop chaos

This is one of those games that makes me wish that steam gives normal reviews an informational instead of the thumbs up or thumbs down. mainly cause While playing this I saw hard work that went into thinking things out and putting together a story and characters and that was the main focus which is great. but then you went and used RPGMaker and I watched a FROG EAT TWO 9MM ROUNDS AND SURVIVE ! so by all means when you see the yes recommend its a thumbs up for putting effort over doing it for money. that being said it lowering the price might do well.

So now onto what i have just experienced. So I want to start of with the fact that alot of the maps exist in the VOID meaning in RPGmaker when you make the map and do an interior it leaves a black void, and some back grounds are on point for the map the only issue is the game window is so large that the VOID or the fact that every map looks like its FLOATING ABOVE THE WORLD that it messes with perspective and I learned when doing that keeping the game window small or making the map big enough that the background is barely tend to keep the game map from flying off into SPACE IM COMING COMMAND AND CONQUER TIM CURRY WE WILL HAVE COMMUNISM !

Then there is the art which im glad that they used something other than auto generated face but it would help is one person was the one making the faces cause I could see 3 to 4 different art styles when it came to unit looks which isnt bad but some look better than others other wise the art looks fine. i may have not gotten to the sex but judging by the previews and the art screen its fairly good.

This leaves me with gameplay because the story was pretty fish out of water vibes but somehow the main character has a gun (not wanting to rant on about he has a gun but how does he keep making ammo if he even states that the primitives have never seen a gun before you get the feel of the story now) but back to gameplay which is unbalanced as hell given that it runs off of RPGMaker or something like that balancing stuff is bad like it requires alot of tweaking mainly because you can adjust damage and resistances by hand. With that knowledge this man brought a bb gun with him to the past instead of a actually gun cause i shot a frog with what looks to be a 9mm and it lived.... a frog...... that then beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of my partner taking away half health. that is an issue.

theres alot of stuff that could be fixed but jesus the beginning of this made me disinterested so fast. like the first forest map reminds me of banana land from team fortress classic if you dont know what im talking about look it up. I know it says early access but it needs work and I have crucified games for less.


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Marble Maid is a very stressful marble game. I am not the greatest at these marble games but this game expects alot of out you in a very short amount of time.

honestly there isn't much to write about here because the nudity is art you can view after an some adverse jumping. but its nice but not much. Thats also because this game is on SWITCH so alot of it is toned down.

I mean the game is a challenge but other than that its pretty much a normal game.

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I This Visual Novel reads like someone took the corniest elements of most hentai's on hentai haven. This game is so far in Hentai plot land that it reminds me a meme someone sent me where a kid tried to make love to there aunt because he based social interactions off of hentai.

God this game made me uncomfortable but I know this is someones fetish. I feel the need to remind people DON'T HAVE SEX WITH YOUR RELATIVES YOU WILL MAKE IT STRANGE ! unless youre in on of those families at which point wtf.

to get this out of the way
the game plays well even though it feels like its someones first VN.
the art is fine the wife who is the center is pleasant to look at.
but the story is just unsettling and generally makes me want to punch the main character.

honestly i got part way through the first chapter and stopped because the main character is a creep for perving on his brothers new wife and abusing her kindness. While the wife a character in a fictional novel she is written into a bunch of inconvenient series of scenes which are meant to build sexual tension but in all honestly would probably cause alot of family tension.

EDIT: I sped thru some things and noticed something that confirmed my unsettling feeling. The fact you force yourself onto your brothers wife is awful....

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