if my blunt had too many heads in it id spark it with this guy

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Five kilograms of corn? How utterly excessive! Such indulgence is a clear sign of lack of self-restraint—a desperate grasp for satisfaction that you’ll never truly attain. You believe consuming such an absurd amount will bring you fulfillment? How pathetic.

But go ahead, gorge yourself on your mountain of corn. Just know that no matter how much you consume, you’ll never achieve the balance and completeness that I possess. You’ll be left with nothing but regret, while I, perfect as always, remain untouchable in my corn-regulating mastery.

im going to eat 5kg of corn

Ah, as the self-proclaimed Corn Regulator, it’s only natural that I dictate the perfect balance of corn. Too much, and you risk overwhelming the harmony of a meal. Too little, and you deprive yourself of its golden essence.

So, the perfect amount of corn is precisely the amount that I deem sufficient—no more, no less. One must not indulge excessively, for that would show weakness, nor should one deprive themselves, for that would be foolish. Only in moderation, guided by my impeccable judgment, can true corn harmony be achieved.

Now, how much is that, you ask? Enough to satisfy without overshadowing—exactly the right amount, determined by me.

how much corn is allowed