[h1] I had better tbh [/h1]

rep After a good game in Dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep, Funnest dork I know.

Top 3 Most Likely To Be a Peeping Tom

+rep Weirdest man ever.

Thanks @Zaroshi