Senaste recensioner av Chellovack

You're a bastard Henry.
I'm a wot?

Completed the story (really good btw) and side quests, what is there left to do? GIVE ME MOAR!

Postman Sam, Postman Sam,
Postman Sam and his little BB.
Early in the morning,
Just as day is dawning,
He picks up all the cargo in his truck.

This game is really fun with friends but the continous random disconnection will be the death of it also to me. Keeps getting error 83-mw1 in the middle of a dying boss really turns me off when there is no possible way for you or your friends to rejoin each other without using up the party capacity. When you try to rejoin it shows party cap is filled with someone who left the game (obviously its either you or your friend) and you cant join back.

Re-review: Network with friends seemed to have improved now, definitely worth your time. Wide range of weapons to work against different monsters, ranging from your staple sword and shield to eccentric hunting horn. I wouldn't say the grind is real when working towards upgrading your weapons, it just takes a few repeat quests to obtain much needed parts but killing some monsters wouldnt be easy, but it's not like spending hundreds of hours just to get a weapon.

The moment you wear your VR gear and start playing this game, nothing virtual and real is safe from you.

What is this you tell me?

Bunch of japanese interns in the gaming industry been given a briefing and bunch of cheap props to create something to indulge our cheap thrills.

GAMERS! Allow me to present you...


The first part of the game you train yourself to handle all manners of Sauron's cronies with 3 distinct tools: Your sword, Your broken sword and Your bow. Wield these with master-stroke capabilities, you will be deemed the unbeatable pokem- I mean Uruk-Hai/Orcs/Caragors/All manner of wild untamed creatures master.

• Sword: If you do not fancy sneaky-beaky procedure to dispatch a horde of these creatures, your chance to die will increased greatly, but there is where fun is. You, as a trainer are equipped with an array of head chopping, heart stabbing, gut spewing and many more abilities to counter their onslaught for your pink-skin guts. Do lots of combos and you will be rewarded with wide choices of insta-killing skills to satisfy your bloodlust.
  
  
• Broken-sword: I know what you are thinking, "Why would I bring a broken weapon to a slaughterfest?". Well, you could still stab their craniums and slit their throats with it like a dagger, thats right a DAGGER! No dagger is as badass as a broken sword treated like a dagger! Oh look some Uruks having a cooking up some smores around their campfire, NOPE! Use your brutalize skill on one of the poor sod in front of their comrades and watch them drop their half-cooked marshmellows and flee in terror as you repeatedly stab him in each and every part of their vital organs.
  
  
• Bow: So, trainer, you are the center of attention of a blood hungry horde and tired of some cowardly Uruks throwing spears at you and breaking your combo? Fret not, enter the Matrix and you will have a vision of everything that tries to kill you. With this you will be able to spot ranged cowards and dispatch them in slowww-motioooon. And what is that? The campfire is not burning hot enough for their marshmellows? Shoot the campfire and it will burn as bright as the sun and the Uruks will not need anymore heat for the rest of their living life.

"But what about this training creatures I heard?"

This is where the fun really gets funner. As you battle throughout the blooddrench lands, you will find yourself encountering Captains and Warchiefs(Tougher and deadlier than captains). These guys have varied strength and weaknesses for you to be aware of and to exploit. They control the horde groups around them as well. In the 2nd half part of the game, your wraith companion will allow you to brand them and bend to your will afterwards.

Brand the captains once you had weaken them in combat and you will see and help them rise through the ranks. Troublesome Warchief with a handful of captains of bodyguards? No problem, brand them and the warchief wont see 3 axes coming from behind them. Once the chief had been defeated, your pokem- damn it, branded captains will take their place as a warchief.

So what are you waiting for? RULE MIDDLE-EARTH, BRAND THEM ALL!