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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 288.1 hrs on record (56.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Sep, 2018 @ 5:48pm
Updated: 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14pm

THIS GAME HITS HARDER THAN THAT JOE BIDEN SHADOW STEGOSAURUS BUBBA KUSH
PLAYING THIS GAME WILL TAKE 14 YEARS OFF YOUR LIFE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE PURE ADRENALINE COURSING THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR ANCESTORS
THIS GAME IS OUTLAWED IN SEVERAL PLANES OF EXISTENCE FOR TESTOSTERONE OVERLOAD
YOUR GRANDMA WILL CALL MID-GAME TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE DOING OKAY
THE ONLY WAY I COULD RATE THIS HIGHER IS IF THEY GAVE ME AN IV BAG SO I COULD GAME LONGER
360/10 BEST GAME EVER, ALL OTHER DEVS SHOULD JUST GIVE UP, NOTHING IS BEATING THE GARF
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