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Recommended
8.0 hrs last two weeks / 4,104.2 hrs on record (381.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Apr, 2017 @ 7:11pm

Do you like history? Buy this game
Do you not like history? Buy this game anyways
Do you like being a tyrannical dictator? Buy this game
Do you like bullying your smaller neighbors into doing what you want? Buy this game
Do you like sending hundreds of thousands of peseants to their deaths against highly trained armies? Buy this game
Do you like being a warmongering menace to the world? Buy this game
Do you like piles upon piles of DLC? Buy this game (and the DLC)
Do you like oppressing native peoples in order to expand your colonies? Buy this game
Do you like marching into Paris and making France surrender? Buy this game
Do you like forming nations? Buy this game
Do you like converting heretics from other religions? Buy this game (and don't expect the Spanish Inquisition)
Do you like waiting years for a truce to end so you can declare war? Buy this game
Do you like spending money on mercenaries and then going bankrupt? Buy this game (and take loans)
Do you have friends? Buy this game and play with your friends
Do you have no friends? Buy this game and make some in the multiplayer
Do you like joining multiplayer games and getting curb-stomped by other more experienced players? Buy this game
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Freya 7 Oct, 2024 @ 6:01pm 
Wow,your review is on point! So much info and thought put into it. I'm seriously impressed. Keep it up! 💖👏
Garrish 10 May, 2017 @ 11:52am 
Do you like piles upon piles of DLC? NO, no I don't actually.
Btk 28 Apr, 2017 @ 11:38am 
nice