GIANT. ROBOTS. That's right. Giant robots. I don't want to bore you with the details, but I just bought a house yesterday. You usually expect a house to come with things like a toilet and a bedroom. Like, not even furnished, right? I just got giant robots. I'm not kidding. I entered the "bedroom" and it was just a robot. I'm not even kidding here guys. There's no bed. It's just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robot on the floor. I enter my living room. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robot. You can't make this ♥♥♥♥ up. I entered my bathroom and there's just two robots. One of them imitates the bath by regurgitating water onto you, (yeah, I tried) and the other just imitates sitting down to whatever degree a 6 inch robot can and when you press his hand down he imitates a flushing sound effect. Now, Republicans in the chat are going to be like: "It's just a couple of robots. Calm down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." and yeah, '♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', the problem is they try to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill me in my own home after 12. Turns out this place is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ haunted. I turn on my TV and it's just live feeds of the robots coming to kill me. They burst through my door while the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toilet robot gradually comes upstairs moaning like a ♥♥♥♥♥ in heat every single step. Did I mention he has no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face? Every single night my bed tries to strangle me unless I flash him with my flashlight. Yeah, immediately dipped after the first week. WORST. HOUSE. EVER. Yeah, it's a nice house, but for 300k? I got robbed AND cursed. 0/10. Would not recommend.