Im curious about Eminems penis. It may sound Weird but hear me out when I say Something just doesnt line up with this mans junk. In 2000 on the Marshall Mathers LP on the track ♥♥♥♥♥ Please II he opens his verse with Aww, naww, big Slim Dogg. Eighty pound balls, ♥♥♥♥ six inch long So we establish in the year 2000 his ♥♥♥♥ is six inches and his balls are 80 pounds. In the year 2018 though, on Kamikaze he says Wait, got the eeriest feelin', somethin' evil is lurkin' I'm no conspiracy theorist but somethin' here is a foot.Oh yeah, it's my ♥♥♥♥ so now we know his ♥♥♥♥ is a foot. So in 18 years his ♥♥♥♥ has doubled in size. Heres where it gets weird. On his song Big Weenie in 2004 off of his album Encore he states my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like stickin' a banana between 2 oranges the average size of a banana is around 7.5 inches. Meaning yes it grows. Now weve confirmed that it grew gradually and not instantly. What raises the concern about SlimShadys Genitals is his balls. The average weight of an apple is .33 pounds. So two balls relative to apples would be .66 pounds. In just 4 years Eminems balls shrunk to about 0.83% of the original weight but in 18 years his penis doubled in size. Growth and loss of weight aside, its so irregular I cant help but ask what is wrong with Eminems Balls?