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4 people found this review helpful
124.4 hrs on record (123.7 hrs at review time)
Even if they revert the mandatory PSN account I know we can never trust Sony again, not that I ever did. But I won’t be buying any Sony games in the future if this policy is in place.
Posted 3 May, 2024.
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37.8 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
Fistful of Frags is Counter Strike if it were a good game
Posted 31 January, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
25.0 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
It's like all of those old 2D Flash motorcycle games but you're a coyote with a gun.
10/10, music, art, and gameplay are great. Please play it.
Posted 19 October, 2023.
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30 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
5.2 hrs on record
If u don't buy this u probably smoke terds from your cornhole

X slayersz out
Posted 6 June, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
55.2 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
10/10, good, $10, fun, 1v1/2v2 FPS, no p2w at all, gives me the feeling of getting addicted to Pkmn cards but I pull a Grenade Launcher instead of a Shiny Charizard.

If you buy this game we can kiss
Posted 30 May, 2023. Last edited 15 June, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
23.0 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
Everything from Fuga 1 except better and with more QoL features. Playing the first game beforehand is probably not mandatory but I'd STRONGLY recommend it. Yes, both games are worth full price. Please buy it or Mei starves and does not survive the harsh Gasco winter.


Additionally you may want to play the Nintendo DS game 'Solatorobo' to understand a few name drops and 'hows & whys'. No, you can't buy that one and used copies are expensive, but you know how to play it wink wink.
Posted 20 May, 2023.
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20 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
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23.4 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
Contains my three favorite things:
1) Furries
2) Killing Nazis
3) Depression

One of the best RPGs I have ever played. The gameplay, story, music, and art are top notch. All issues I have with the game are minimal QoL. I paid full price for the game and have zero regrets besides not buying it sooner, and not buying Solatorobo when it came out.

This game is criminally unnoticed and underrated. Buy it now, just remember that children are not ammo. Not even Boron Brioche.

Looking forward to Fuga 2 coming in May.
Posted 16 March, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
887.6 hrs on record
Buy Battlefield Bad Company 2 instead. Or any of the others. Even the bad ones.

Planetside is run by troglodytes who refuse or are unable to fix 10 year old balance and performance issues, and the zergling playerbase who occupy Planetmans aren’t much brighter.
Posted 1 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game should be used as an example in a 6-month course on how NOT to design an FPS game.
Posted 9 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.0 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Just play it; GO IN BLIND
  • Don’t read reviews
  • Don’t watch youtube
  • Don’t read guides
  • Select Hard Difficulty if able

I was planning on writing an in-depth review, but it would almost entirely be spoilers. Just enter the game blind, it’s worth it. Playing the first Entropy Zero is recommended but not needed to understand the events of two. And frankly Entropy Zero 1’s final boss and strange ending puzzles are a scar on an otherwise great mod, but this isn’t an EZ1 review.

That Entropy Zero 2 is not only extremely impressive on gameplay, visual, and technical fronts while being ENTIRELY FREE feels like a crime. I feel like I should be paying the devs at least $20 minimum. I don’t think I’ve ever said “the Source Engine can do that?” so many times in one mod.

Calling Entropy Zero 2 “a mod” is also a massive understatement. This isn’t just a collection of player-made HL2 maps, It is an entire 6 to 8 hour (results may vary, don’t rush) game in its own right with new enemies, new weapons, rebalanced hl2 weapons, new ally/enemy AI, a fitting story, and consistent quality throughout.

Just play it. Even if you don’t like Half Life games, even if you didn’t like Black Mesa. I fully believe this is a better experience.
Posted 27 August, 2022. Last edited 27 August, 2022.
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