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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked