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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:01am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:41pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:11am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:49pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 3:22am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:54am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:34am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 3:56am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 5:47am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:48am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:33pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:32am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:57am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:48am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 3:58am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:22am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:07am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:31am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:12am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:10am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:34am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:11am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:31am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:54am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:20am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:43pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:31am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:11am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:49pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:02am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 5:52am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 2:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:17am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:20am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 3:57am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:57am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:44am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 6:58am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:51am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 1:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:50am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:31am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 5:37am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:59am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:59am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:59am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:13pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:03am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:57am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:52am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:25am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:27am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:52am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 3:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 11:20am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:35am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:43am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:12am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:12am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:05am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 3:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:27am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:29am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 3:49pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 5:35am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:06am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 9:06am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:58am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:44am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:40am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:20am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:14am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 1:38pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:17am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:34am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:58am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 1:08am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:15am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:46am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:54am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:10pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:43am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:54am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 2:01am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:32am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:55am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:19am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:33am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:05am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:40am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:40am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:41am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:08am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:21am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:58am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:38am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 4:04am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 3:11am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:44am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 6:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:57am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:16pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:27am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:04am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:45am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:26am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:23am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:14am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:03am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:03am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:54am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 9:36am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 9:36am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 9:05am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:28am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:49pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:30am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 2:11am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 12:29pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:26am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:37am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 11:55am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 3:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:25pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 11:56pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 4:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:21am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:47am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:07am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:20am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:13am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:12am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:26am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:18am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:26am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:06am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:25am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:51am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:26am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:08pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:10am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:33am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:55am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:40pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 12:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:55am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:35am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:16pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:09am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:00am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:47am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:24am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:46am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:18am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:09am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:33pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:26am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:00am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:52am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:32am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:50am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:19am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:09pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 1:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 6:58am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 4:04am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:15am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:43am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:12am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:57am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:28pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:27am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:38am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:45am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:34am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 1:06pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:43am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:57am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:45am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:01am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:01pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:34am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:35pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:10am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:44am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:00am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:15am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:50am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:21pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 3:14am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:22am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:53am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:53am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:57am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:33pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May @ 3:55am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:13am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:16am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:19am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:50am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:13pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:28am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:59am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:18am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:46am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:26am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:11am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:50am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:54am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:31pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:34am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:58am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:26pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:08pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:10am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:10pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:13pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:54am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:41am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:44am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:47am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:49am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:06am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:07am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:07am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:07am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:07am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:07am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:31am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 10:15am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 5:45am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:33pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:08pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:04am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:46am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:12am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:09pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:41am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:43am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:10pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:43am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:15am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:41am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:03am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:46am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:30am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:54am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:21pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:16pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:31pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:41am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:43am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:12am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:50am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:31pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:34am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:41am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:52am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:52am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:34am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:37am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:54am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:05pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:06pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:13pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:33am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:40am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:51am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:12am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:51am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:53pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:33am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:33am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:37pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:37pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May @ 11:14pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:31pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:34am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:46pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:18am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May @ 11:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:28am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May @ 7:18am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:57am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:30pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:50am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:10pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:31pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:34am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:41am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:52am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:52am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:01am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:47pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:28am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 10:42pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:12am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:59am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:31am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:03am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:13pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:47am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:47am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:28am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:13am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:12pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:51am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:36am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:09am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 1:38pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:05am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:22pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:17am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 4:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:34am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:31pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:31pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:34am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:54am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:28am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:27am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:46am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:28pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:36am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:40am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:46pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:09am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:03am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:46am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:20am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:33am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 May @ 11:17am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:28am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 4:04am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:03am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:03am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:13am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May @ 11:21pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:31am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May @ 11:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:17am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:52am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:54am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:40am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:47am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:52am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:14am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:35am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:38am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:53am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:27am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:35am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:28am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:27am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:28am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:31am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:28am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:54am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:40am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:52am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:14am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:01am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May @ 12:48am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:28am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:10am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:27am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:28am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:03am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:31am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May @ 9:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:58am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:46am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:09am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:30pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:41am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:41am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:37am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May @ 12:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:27am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 4:04am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:03am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:35am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:58pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:37am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:31pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:45am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:55am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:06am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May @ 4:36am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:33am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:52am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 11:01am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:13pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:53am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:54pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:59am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:30am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:22am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:13pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:47am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:27am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:10am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:02am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May @ 11:10am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:18am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:37am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:58pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:14am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:37am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:38am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:01am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:39am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:35am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:17am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:27am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May @ 6:58am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:03am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:50am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:35am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 9:06am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:31am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 5:36am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:35am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:23am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:06am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:20am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:52am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 5:35am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:59am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:30am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:05am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:32pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:34am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 May @ 3:55am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 May @ 11:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:28am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May @ 7:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:27am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:43am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:59pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May @ 2:14am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:31pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:16am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:28am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:27am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:28am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:27am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 4:06am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 10:32am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May @ 9:36am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:07am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:30am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 4:30am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked