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Poocuzzi is a 4 player game about secretly pooping in a hot tub and blaming it on your friends. Every player must poo before the time runs out or face a stiff penalty. One must poop by carefully letting go off a special poo "key"-- for the ultimate experience, map that key to a custom butt pad!

by luke midworth

one time i was riding my bike without a helmet
on rathdowne st at 1pm on a tuesday
there were no cars or other cyclists
but as i rode past an alley someone shouted 'mate'
it was a cop on a bicycle, with two other cops on bicycles
the alley was just wide enough for them to stand single-file

i missed you tonight
with my hands in my pockets
i made them into fists because of the cold
i missed you tonight
playing accordion in the park
waiting to start work

invite all ur friends
its going to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick night
i wantn to make everyone happy
just trying to be a hero.
doing starjumps in my apartment in the middle of the day
feels like the ending of the world
it's more than a feeling
it's literally the end of the world

earlier today
i filled out a government survey on young
mens health and there were
heaps of questions about depression and
self esteem,
one of the questions was
'if you wanted to see a movie tomorrow
could you find someone to go with you'
and i said 'definitely, i could find someone'
now i want to watch the bob marley movie
and cant find anyone to go with me

thank you for telling me about
the pet staircase
suitable for small- to medium-sized pets,
allowing them to climb onto their favourite
couch or bed without difficulty
i imagine myself in a space suit
drinking recycled urine, breathing my own
exhalations. drifting away from the sun
limit 5 pet staircases per customer. a latethirties
couple with 6 chihuahuas buying a
total of 10 pet staircases
i am slowly freezing, becoming brittle. i hit
a comet and smash into billions of tiny
fragments. this is what i imagine when
you talk to me about the pet staircase!

seems as though zac efron has been CGI
the whole time
“it a derct pathway to u tube”
find yourself, in the tube
after years of training i have become a
reiki master
reiki master, heal thyself
im powering up
(five happy boys
combining forces
truley this is friendship)
hit ʻlikeʼ if you get this:
every human life has the potential
to experience
the full spectrum of emotion and
consciousness
comment for ipad, share for samsung
galaxy tab.
which one wil get more?? :P

the 15 hour flight lasted longer than my final year of high school
instead of sleeping i watched lethal weapon 3
four times
i kept look across the aisle at the guy sitting opposite me
he was watching something for a few hours
i couldnt work out what it was
at first i thought it was moonrise kingdom
but by the end i thought it might have been smallville