Recent reviews by John Xina Bing Chilling

Just the thing I need when relaxing from work.

In the span of 3 months:

1. I became ruler of both Italy and Lothringia
   
2. My son turned into a bear
   
3. I got the cancer
   
4. My court phisician suggested 𝑹 𝑨 𝑹 𝑬 𝑶 𝑵 𝑰 𝑶 𝑵 𝑾 𝑨 𝑻 𝑬 𝑹 to cure the cancer
   
5. It worked

Very good 8/10 IGN

The first few times I tried to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat, I couldn't get myself to keep playing. Something was telling me it wasn't as good as it's predecessors.
I finally decided to ram those thoughts up my ass finally give it a try and go Fully Automatic Slav up in this ♥♥♥♥♥.
The beginning of the game might seem boring and slow, but if you just stick through it a little bit longer you'll get some of the greatest atmospheric horror you'll ever feel. I'm serious, I've never been more afraid of a floating ball of electricity .
It does have it's fair share of bugs, but it's nothing major like in Clear Sky .

Because I'm running out of ideas, here's a list of

1. Vodka is best anti-rad
   
2. Tracksuits and trenchcoats everywhere
   
3. POPOLI POPALI SUKI
   
4. Bandit Radio is best radio
   
5. whirligig whirligig whirligig

To quote the Shashlik King Boris
"Stay cheeki breeki, my friends"

After finishing Dark Souls, I couldn't play Skyirm for more than 10 minutes without getting bored.
9/11 , Would not play Skyrim again.

My new PC can run this on the lowest setting on 25 FPS.
Game was well thought out but it was very unrealistic. Who uses an "Ax" to break down a completly open door?
Voice acting was top notch banter.
Would get soul captured again.
9/11, best Indie 2015.

I haven't seen such a great shooter in a long time. The different Mechs give the game a versatile feel, from the head on, guns blazing, heavy type C's to the backstage, sneaky light type A's.
Of course, it wouldn't be a game without it's flaws. The main flaw I see is with the credit system. You can get around 100 Hawken Credits (HC) by just entering the match and doing absolutly nothing, and gaining from 20 to 50 HC for actually playing. So you get around 150 HC per match and seeing as most of Mechs are from 7000 HC to 12000, It's really hard to raise enough to buy one.
The other flaw (not really a flaw, just me neatpicking) is that you can't sell Mechs. That means you can't sell those 4 Rocketeers you dont want anymore.
But that aside its a really fun game and IT'S FREE!

Easlily one of the best games i have. If you see it on sale, buy it. If you don't se it on sale BUY it. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worth it.

One of the best games that I've played in my life. It immerses you in a world that is completly different of the rest of the Earth. If you see the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series on sale, buy it. If not, buy it. 9/10

THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST GAMES EVER MADE. DO NOT PLAY THIS OR YOU WILL HAVE SERIOUS CONCUSIONS AND HART ATTACKS BECAUSE OF THE BADNESS. AFTER ALL OF THE PLAYING I RATE THIS GAME 2 OUT OF 10 BECAUSE OF IT'S RETARDED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!