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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:38am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:17am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 1:46pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:32am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 8:42pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:10am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:32pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:36am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:02am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:00pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:56pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:24am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:33am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:38am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:49am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:58pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:58am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:33am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 12:29am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:55pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:12pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:26am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:07pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:52am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:31pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 12:06am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:38am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:26am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 5:37am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:58am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:24pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:32am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:27am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:41am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:18am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:51am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:51am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:54am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:41am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:19am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:00pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 8:44am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:19am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 10:20am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:36pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:44pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 6:35pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:19pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:17pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:06pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:52am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:13am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 10:08pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 8:14am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:31am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:06am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 8:08am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 8:41am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:19am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:33pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:53am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:25pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:41am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:26pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:26pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:26pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 9:44pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:50am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:56pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 2:57am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:10pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:11am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:31am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:31am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:00am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:35am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 12:42am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:38am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:21am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:19am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:21am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:55am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:54am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:55am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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