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2 people found this review helpful
36.2 hrs on record (26.3 hrs at review time)
It starts off a little slow, and a little rough around the edges, but it really picks up when you get to the resistance base and actually get weapons to fight the Terminators. Once that happens, the story, characters and gameplay improve remarkably.

Definitely listen to the hype as this is a fantastic Terminator game, by the same makers who later made the splendid Robocop Rogue City.

My advice though if you do care about the story and the ending, do all the side missions (except maybe one which you should be able to work out) and if in doubt, follow a guide for which they are plenty of.
Posted 3 July.
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27.9 hrs on record
Too open world for my liking. If you suffer from ADHD, are a 100% completionist, or are generally a good samaritan, this game is probably not for you. You'll be distracted by stupid requests with people asking you to ride in the OPPOSITE direction, then abuse you when you crash within walking distance of their destination - and that's assuming it wasn't a trap as they throw you off your horse when you try to help them.

I 100% completed other open-world games like the Witcher 3 and all its expansions, but this game just feels like work.

Plus spoilers... the final straw for me was...
I accidentally spoiled the ending for myself and found out that all these tedious work was NOT going to pay off. Who the heck wants to work this hard only to find that you die alone and horribly from TB - and because you were trying to do a good deal helping someone who was struggling to collect money from a dying man. At least Witcher 3 had a wonderful ending!
Posted 22 June.
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47.3 hrs on record
Best Indiana Jones game along with Fate of Atlantis!
Posted 7 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.4 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
As a long term fan of Mega Man (since MM2) I was very disappointed in this game.
It is a massive grind-fest made up of segments from previous games, and feels like a mobile port where you are required to grind for money, unlock perks, cards, weapons and characters.

After 5 hours, I realised this feels like work and hit the uninstall.
Posted 22 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
60.9 hrs on record (60.2 hrs at review time)
Massive fan of the Ace Attorney series but this is my favourite so far!

Love the new Jury segments and dances of deductions.

A must-get if you're a fan of the Ace Attorney series!
Posted 20 January.
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4.8 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Cor blimey! I had tears in my eyes laughing already in the first mins.
Also glad i said that I said yes to the first question in the game.

I'm in for a wild ride.
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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26.3 hrs on record
"I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!"

Initially buggy which caused a few game crashes but once I worked I had to switch the renderer in the graphics settings, the bugs stopped and I could really enjoy it!

For the full experience, make sure you grab a few Nexusmods to fix the Robocop font and aiming reticle.

Just finished the game and reckon it's easily in my top 3 favourite movie -> game adaptations of all time.
Posted 30 November, 2024. Last edited 10 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,119.2 hrs on record (292.7 hrs at review time)
This has ruined IRL board games for me!

Scripted board games night has become a Friday night and has helped everyone through lockdown with the massive selection of games available.
Posted 25 November, 2021. Last edited 24 November, 2022.
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5.8 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Only discovered this gem as Kotaku named it "2020's best game you've never heard of".

I went in skeptical and now I can't recommend it enough.

The only downside of this game is that I stayed up all night to finish it (~4,5 hours) and I rocked up late to work the next day hahahahahaha.
Posted 25 February, 2021.
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5.2 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Blather Round and Quiplash are so much fun!
Posted 26 November, 2020.
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