Legends have foretold a man or what is believed to be a man, who has gooned like no other. It has been told he will goon to anything and everything with no morals or dignity. He has gooned for seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, all the way to centuries, or at least that's the longest recording we have of him.

Some scholars of the goon have speculated that he has gooned before time itself. There is no definite conclusion of what he looks like; some say tall dark handsome chiseled like a Greek monolith, some tell of a short goblin like man hideous and disgusting by most standards. But i've seen with my own eyes of this gooning legend; he was neither handsome nor ugly but a man like you and me, average hair average height and build weights no more than 190 pounds.

There's no telling where he can be at any giving time; Maybe at the park, the store, in the movie theater perhaps even outside your window gooning to the thoughts of you but that's just silly right? Right?. BUT its quite possible he might even be looking at your steam profile page right now looking up your username to find your Instagram or any other your accounts all he needs is just a slither of information to provide him enough help with the goon.

I tell you this dear reader as not just as a scary story but as a warning to be careful and protect yourself from being the victim of a gooning. Protect the information you willingly give out for it might be used in ways you never expected. Keep safe and pass this message for other to hear. Goodbye my dear reader.