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Hello John Egbert from Homestuck

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Fellas, Most girls have a period tracker app on her phone. Secretly figure out her cycle and put it on your phone so when shes on her period you can give her chocolates and snacks that will last 3 days so she can finally shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and be happy for a while.

but if you want her to really love you take her used tampon and squeeze the period blood in your mouth like a Gogurt, This will mess up your stomach and now you both have cramps so you can share the same amount of pain and she will respect you for it. to help swallow the Blood imagine it like cough syrup.

Source: Was raised by women