Recent reviews by Ernest, Master of Grapes

best fps. get it.

I thought the game slowly got worse until I didn't wanna play anymore.

It was because I got my wisdom teeth out in the middle of my play-through, and began associating the game with the taste of chocolate pudding, which at this point makes me wanna empty all of the contents of my stomach onto the nearest surface.

It is pretty good though, 8/10

I love this game, though I have never beaten it. I have lost my save file twice now, both times I was a little over 10 hours in. I can't go through those first levels again, I will shoot myself. I highly recommend it though.

This is one of the best games I have ever played. I found the gameplay to be refined and fun, the graphics were some of the best I've ever seen, and it is my favorite story in a video game to date. I highly recommend trying it out if you like the Mafia genre, or even if you just want a nice 10 hour story to sink yourself into.

One side note however. I played the whole game in classic difficulty, but I made that decision after starting it in medium. I made the switch about 5 minutes into the game. I didn't get my achievement because I spent 5 minutes of driving in the medium difficulty. Very annoying. I don't wanna have to play through the whole game again just for that, but it is making me very anxious that I don't have it. Oh well.

There's nothing I can say that hasn't already been said. I'm 20 hours in as of writing this, but I'm anticipating the hundreds to come. Quarantine has been a video game filled cleansing for me in which I have consumed some of the best media of my entire life. This sits right near the top of it where it belongs. If you have the money, there isn't a aingle thing I'd recommend more. I don't play online however, so of that's what your looking for, check for other reviews. 9/10.

I gave this story-rich game of the year. I would have given it game of the year, but it felt morally wrong since it came out many ago.

Missions kinda boring. Good time tho.



I have 150 hours in this game. I watched Community during most of it. When I ran out of episodes, it ran out of fun.

Game good

yummy

I haven't beaten it yet. But its perfect


Okay I just saw my review for this, and realized in needed to edit it. The game is only fun if you have friends to play with. Otherwise the fun factor goes down rapidly as the mechanics become stale and repetitive. Not a great single player experience. Its good, but a lot of the same.

This game never gets old. Only do Shadow Raid and Train Heist though.