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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 11.3 hrs on record
Posted: 26 Aug, 2018 @ 3:04pm
Updated: 26 Aug, 2018 @ 5:20pm
Product received for free

For Honor is a failure because of developers' shocking incompetence. For a success all they needed to do is dress girl characters in barely visible medieval armour print bikinis, shape their breasts like pairs of overinflated volleyball balls and add jiggle physics. Those games that don't have cute girls have to fight for gamers' attention with double effort, e. g. adding roulette with rare items. Where is my purely cosmetic Legendary Sword of Doom, only obtainable through opening a hundred weapon crates each worth a hundred dollars? Or they could've created a game with interesting story and addictive gameplay. But none of that is in this game. No honour either. There's lots of asphalt though, as if scriptwriter's previous job title was road worker.
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camXmile 28 Aug, 2018 @ 5:07am 
Also here's a more plain and simple explanation why I don't recommend For Honor:
1. I like the way combat scheme is done in TES 3 and 4 better (I don't mean magic spells).
2. I don't like the story.
3. Multiplayer is boring. I mean after epic battles I had in TES 3-5, not to mention Total War...
4. Loot. I know microtransactions is a controversial topic and purists want it to go away completely but I like to receive $5 worth of loot from CS:GO every now and then so loot system with Steam market items would benefit this game greatly. Current loot system is badly designed, it doesn't encourage people to play, only annoys.
5. Denuvo and Uplay? On top of Steam? 3 DRMs for this :FRAK: of a game? No. Just no.
6. I don't like music in this game.
7. And an option to have cute characters with removable clothes a la TES 5 wouldn't hurt.
I dig the style and graphics are amazing. But after RYSE it's not enough.
camXmile 28 Aug, 2018 @ 4:56am 
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Avocadoragon 27 Aug, 2018 @ 2:30am 
thank you for this review, i will hang it in my office