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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 119.7 hrs on record (102.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 May, 2020 @ 4:23pm

This game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good. If I were to waste my entire life on a game, it would be this one. I have played this game naked for days and I feel enlightened by its warm heavenly embrace. God I miss my wife. This game is the absolute pinnacle of evolution and I wish I gave birth to it.
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itsfounder 19 May, 2020 @ 7:24pm 
Absolutely the best review I've ever read. Too bad this games developers care nothing about you, They just want the money in pocket.