CAL
cal   Tacuarembo, Tacuarembo, Uruguay
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Haiku Section
Cal:
Prepared pantaloons..
Take them off for me please yes?
I love them lots yum!

Haiku is an art
I can write them well good, me!
Thank you for reading

Cal, Second Edition:
Yesterday, wife left
My troubles are now far away
So are my Funkos™

Luke:
Hello my good friend!
That was the what that was, eh?
I see you exist

Wait what's a haiku?
Oh right I understand now
Damn, now it's over

Py:
First line made of five
Second line made of seven
Last line made of five

Classic Barbecue
Sauce by Heinz Fifty Seven
It's Rich & Smokey

Josh:
Writing haikus is hard
Brain no understand words right
♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥ I'm out

Playing Team Fortress
Soul Gargoyle on other side
Sniper Screaming NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Josh, Second Edition:
What are these haikus?
Sadly missing the context.
Wishing I were there..

Chris Tarrant is cool!
When he hit me with his car
It hurt just a bit.

Lardy:
Nah, I am good thanks
Yeah, oh ♥♥♥♥, yeah, just seen that
New archives.. so Christ

I only ever
speak in haikus I just don't
break them up, ♥♥♥♥ me

Lardy, Second Edition:
Friend has no ticket
You want sexual favours?
..Can he go for free..?

Eli:
The ♥♥♥♥, it's Friday
My boss keeps emailing me
Relevant? Not so

Haiya, one haiku
Takes too much brain juice, for real
♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥, I'm out

Eli, Second Edition:
Lidl just opened
Yippee! Got a free croissant
Nice supermarket

Leah:
The trains not running
I'm off home for friends and games
♥♥♥♥ that, off the clock

Spelling is too hard
Pull up da Google for me
Will still spell it wrong

Grace:
A top nimble King
or Kong, if you so prefer.
We play games often

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Димон 27 Thg07, 2024 @ 10:55am 
eat pasta - run fasta
CAL 5 Thg06, 2024 @ 5:37am 
thanks for the teaser, but i really would like the next two lines of your haiku
76561199165267757 3 Thg06, 2024 @ 8:50pm 
+rep nice profile😉
TheRealYoshi 27 Thg05, 2024 @ 9:16am 
Chris Tarrant is cool!
When he hit me with his car
It hurt just a bit.
CAL 26 Thg05, 2024 @ 11:00am 
Can't believe this ♥♥♥♥
What I truly wish to know..
Thoughts on Chris Tarrant?
TheRealYoshi 26 Thg05, 2024 @ 10:44am 
The most toxic person I played with in dbd, he camped 2 people, and the last one disconnected. So I looped him for a long while and he finally got one down on me. Then, he just stood over my body for a good few minutes hitting the air, then he finally hooks me and just repeatedly hits my body on the hook.

Terrible at looping, any dumb trick that you know in dbd at looping works on him, I did it all and he falls for them all, he couldn't catch me.

After the game, he just turns on his caps lock and just spams "LMAO", "MAD CAUSE BAD", "EZ", literally 100's of times. I think he rarely wins games so when he does he has to take all his excitement from winning and all his anger towards all his last L's and just put it into shaking his mouse, bashing his keyboard, and typing "LMAO" and "EZ" into the dbd post chat to make himself feel about better about not only his skill in dbd, but make himself feel better about his sad IRL life that's going no where.