eat pasta - run fasta

thanks for the teaser, but i really would like the next two lines of your haiku

+rep nice profile😉

Chris Tarrant is cool!
When he hit me with his car
It hurt just a bit.

Can't believe this ♥♥♥♥
What I truly wish to know..
Thoughts on Chris Tarrant?

The most toxic person I played with in dbd, he camped 2 people, and the last one disconnected. So I looped him for a long while and he finally got one down on me. Then, he just stood over my body for a good few minutes hitting the air, then he finally hooks me and just repeatedly hits my body on the hook.

Terrible at looping, any dumb trick that you know in dbd at looping works on him, I did it all and he falls for them all, he couldn't catch me.

After the game, he just turns on his caps lock and just spams "LMAO", "MAD CAUSE BAD", "EZ", literally 100's of times. I think he rarely wins games so when he does he has to take all his excitement from winning and all his anger towards all his last L's and just put it into shaking his mouse, bashing his keyboard, and typing "LMAO" and "EZ" into the dbd post chat to make himself feel about better about not only his skill in dbd, but make himself feel better about his sad IRL life that's going no where.