Recent reviews by caettus

Really cool game with an amazing community

The focus trees all follow the same structure. It also feels like it was not playtested at all before launch with the amount of bugs or mistakes that are in there. Honestly just another cash-grab for basically 3 focus trees. Might as well download the South America mod from the workshop which does a way better job.

Even if you cut crime, food prices and poverty by 50%. You still won't get reelected....
It's kind of fun I guess, but actual problems that countries face are more complex and since this is just a spreadsheet simulator you won't really get a good experience.

The idea is fun but I feel like it's poorly executed.
- Since everything is a bubble that you can just lower and raise by a bar, some laws or institutions are also represented like that while it doesn't really make sense.
(For example) You can ban genital mutilation for male and female by raising the bar, after that the higher the bar the worse the punishment (which just means, hefty fines or imprisonment)
- Up = Green, Down = red. So even if crime goes down it is represented by a red bar which doesn't make sense.
- The developers are definitely biased towards the (American) left.
- It's all done with the perspective of American politics in mind so other countries are poorly represented.

The idea is very cool: Manage a country with it's laws and institutions. But the UI is poorly executed and (even if it maybe the case) it just doesn't feel like the developers put much effort into it which sucks

Game is not that bad.
There are a couple spelling mistakes and typos but that's not the problem.
I have played a few visual novels, and I gotta say this is not good.
You basically ♥♥♥♥ your sister all the time and eventually also your mom. Story is not good plus MC should probably be arrested for everything he does just to get his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he's also the most dense, ignorant and stupid MC I have ever seen.

Anyway, overall not that good, if you're really really horny I suppose you can try it out.

TLDR:
-MC goes way to far
-Sex simulator
-MC is insanely dumb
-dull story

panic button is a plus tho

This game is incredible.

Now I have played quite a few Visual Novels, and believe me, nothing compares to the stuff Dr PinkCake makes.
Even if you aren't familiar with these types of games, please try this one (and "acting lessons").
Of course the XXX scenes are really nice, but the emotions I felt playing this masterpiece were just as real as the boners I had.

I reccomend this game to those who love strategy and can sit for hours just stairing at a map and make important decisions about the future of your country.
One thing I do have to say: Please, for the love of god, don't understimate how hard it is to learn this game and especially master, if you want to commit yourself to this game, and you don't know anything about grand strategy paradox games. It would be best if you got involved with the community on reddit.com/r/eu4 and their discord.

This game is perfect and a classic, for those who just want to get in and slaughter some of the undead.
It's a pretty old game at this point but definitely still going strong.
It's also fun to play with friends and just hang out.
Can definitely reccomend this game

Great game.

You can play in any style you want: competetive, relax, try and take over the world.
Myself, i just play to relax: sit back, relax, play a bit hoi4.
The only thing that is hard for beginners is to figure out how the game works, if you really wanna play this game, it shouldn't be too hard, but you gotta do some research. or figure it out yourself.
sometimes you will think: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this sucks about this game.
but let's be honest, thats with every game. besides the DLC that come out add A LOT.
so be sure to really check out the dlc to, cuz it makes the game so much better.

This game is for everyone who:

1. Likes Exploring Games

2: who don't mind if the game is a little bit slowpaced

3: who likes a beautifull art style

4: Who doesn't have a potato PC


I think this game is really good and that it doesn't deserve all the negative reviews

BEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED

AWESOME GRAPHICS
AWESOME LOOKS
AWESOME EVERYTHING!