Recent reviews by Rustbucket

god, it's so fun. Hits right. Combat feels great. Music's really good. guhh. its like ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CRACK

i wish it ran better

i love delta slop, actually

i forgot to cook rice im so cooked

heheh big rabbit butt

edit: apparently they're removing adventure mode. yknow; a mode they... actually advertised. a pve mode where you can just relax. wtf? thanks, sdf

the game is great, but the combat just... isn't it. there's just no options to control HOW and WHERE you swing, while i am aware that you can manipulate your swings but it's ridiculous that i have to do some jank-ass mordhau tech just to swing downwards with a zweihander in an enclosed space, like, let me stab with it on purpose, don't make me have to do a two-hit combo whiff on purpose if i just wanted to stab through grates for example

it would be helpful if i could at least have an alternate attack for everything; not every two-handed weapon can block/parry as well which is jank, but it's probably a balancing thing so what do i know

you CAN dodge by actually moving your body around, which i do like, but i dislike how it's practically the only option for weapons like staves, daggers, anything that naturally doesn't have a parry/block

I love the game, but soon I won't be able to play because PSN is not available in the Philippines. Sort of; the service is there but the part that HD2 needs is just straight up unavailable in my region.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sony, man. How the ♥♥♥♥ do you fumble this bad? Are you guys stupid?

ADDENDUM

The requirement has been reversed, but it is still not purchasable in my country.

EDIT:

Requirement removed. But it's still unavailable for purchase. (please give us back the ability to buy it again ty)

i jiggle my balls whenever i die

Play Titanfall 2 instead. (I have more hours on PS and Origin)

most fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ive had in a while