It is Resident Evil 4, what exactly are you expecting. Play as ultimate bad dude Leon S Kennedy as you traipse around Not Spain/Spain and suplex the ♥♥♥♥ out of not-zombies that vaguely resemble creatures from The Thing but can be easily defeated by chicken eggs. Fight giant bosses like giant salamander thing, mute and bald Lou Ferigno, an ogre from LOTR, and many other great creatures. Shoot antiquated pistols at things and marvel at how they drop potted plants and ammunition despite only carrying a pitchfork and a Latin American accent. Best game ever made, and if you don't agree, well, you're small time.

It is Resident Evil 4, what exactly are you expecting. Play as ultimate bad dude Leon S Kennedy as you traipse around Not Spain/Spain and suplex the shit out of not-zombies that vaguely resemble creatures from The Thing but can be easily defeated by chicken eggs. Fight giant bosses like giant salamander thing, mute and bald Lou Ferigno, an ogre from LOTR, and many other great creatures. Shoot antiquated pistols at things and marvel at how they drop potted plants and ammunition despite only carrying a pitchfork and a Latin American accent. Best game ever made, and if you don't agree, well, you're small time.