Byrd Man is a disgrace to Rocket League. I saw him at McDonald's once and he took the food off my plate, took a huge bite of everything, called me a plat rat, and kicked me in the ♥♥♥♥.

and ill have you know that rocket league is rated E for EVERYONE. A Mature rating on RL. heh keep dreaming, bub. You’re done buddy, thats it, finito, hasta la vista. We gave you a chance and you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and cummed all over it. Please exit the game and throw away your computer.

The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it's 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic helmet. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years." He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.

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