Install Steam
login
|
language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
ไทย (Thai)
Български (Bulgarian)
Čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Deutsch (German)
Español - España (Spanish - Spain)
Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Français (French)
Italiano (Italian)
Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese - Portugal)
Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
Suomi (Finnish)
Svenska (Swedish)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
Українська (Ukrainian)
Report a translation problem
🌽 * 🐛 * 🍇 * 🏓 * 🚘 * 🌳 * 👑 * 🌋 * 💃 * 📣 * 🚙 * 💙 * ⛳ * 🌸 * ⚡ * 🎽
ㅤ* Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem?
ㅤ* A newly-wed couple had recently opened a joint bank account. "Darling", said the man. "The bank has returned that cheque you wrote last week." "Great", said the woman. "What shall I spend it on next?"
ㅤ* Caffeine is for people who feel they aren't irritable enough on their own.
🔋 * 👾 * 🚕 * 🎈 * 🏀 * 🕺 * 🍧 * 💛 * 🌳 * ⚡ * 👹 * 💎 * 💄 * 🎄 * 🐳 * 🥞
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!