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Burrito Salesman

A Non-Microwaveable Burrito

United States

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Years of Service

500 XP

"Burrito you retared" - Star / Aku / Poorit / eDrago / Dead Memes Central
Village idiot and all around tired.
Also I play some guitar and im good at it shut up
If your asking about the burrito check the Items Up For Trade for the information.

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----------------------------------------------- Welcome to My Store --------------------------------------------------
Hello! This profile also acts like it's a store to my small and overall uninteresting business attempt.

Essentially, the Vintage Sandwiches I own are an improvised burrito, because there is apparently there is no items in steam that are based off of burritos (at least not useful ones). But hey, you get what you get.
-------------------------------------------- Why do you sell burritos? -----------------------------------------------
Well, it stems from a dumb joke from an older group I had, which gave me my original name "A Non-Microwaveable Burrito". Eventually I changed from that to "Burrito Salesman", because of a joke one of my friends had if I remember correctly, and then sometime after that I started the business. That leads us to now.
----------------------------------------------- What Are the Prices? --------------------------------------------------
One Standard Burrito (Vintage Sandwich) : 5 Scrap
One Soda (Festive Bonk!) : 1 Reclaimed

----------------------------------------------- Where Can I Buy? --------------------------------------------------
You can trade me the wanted items at this link.
Please, Make sure that both the price and wanted items are accurate, because I will decline any inaccurate orders

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About Me

- I'm a Team Fortress 2 player, who says he mains medic despite the fact that he has more hours on half the classes compared to medic, although now I rarely play things like casual and kind of stick to an old Mario Kart x10 server (which is dying, sadly).
- I am offline. A lot. Various reasons, might not want to be on right then or I don't want to talk to anyone. Or I'm doing something, like using SFM.

I do think I'm still sorta good at med tho

Computer Specs

Monitor : Acer 240
Hard Drive : TOSHIBA HDWD 120 1 TB
Solid State Drive : Samsung 960 EVO 250 BG
RAM : 16.0 GB
CPU : AMD Ryzen 7 1700 Eight-Core
GPU : NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070
OS : Windows 10 64bit
If you want to know about a specific part just ask about it in the comments!
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