The Prophecy, as is written, states that a good 95% of all "newcomers" to Melty Blood are ♥♥♥♥♥♥s who know nothing about the source material that is Tsukihime; instead they just know about the Kara no Kyoukai movies and have a raging nerd boner for Ryougi because she's edgy as ♥♥♥♥ and they're probably 14 years old. As such, they immediately decide that they want to play the videogame with her (curiously enough they almost always end up picking Half-moon, it's kinda nuts). When they find out she's hard to use and is overall a bad character, they give up, quit and are never heard from again.

Hyuck! Imagine Kohack eat curry with Ciel. Not just any curry, EXTRA spicy curry. Not to be political, but imagine her red face and smelly fards. She might want to drink walter!!! Now I dunno about what side dish is popular with curry in her world, but I'd probably eat it with bread and a chilled 7up. I need to know for aesthetic purposes. Lemme know if you know please!

Haha, imagine, like, Kohaku eating a burger. Like, I'm not trying to be weird, I just think it'd be pretty cool if Kohaku had a sprite where she ate a burger. Probably a greasy beef burger. Lots of beef, mayo, and cheese. And lots of burgers. She might get fat! Haha. I like pickles, but I don't know about Kohaku. Is there any in universe information on the kinds of burgers Kohaku eats? I need to know for my upcoming mod. Please tell me if you know.

Face it. You guys are the secondaries now. Nasu has abandoned you and you'll always be second best to him now. He doesn't make content for you anymore and he never will again. If you guys still want to call yourselves TM fans, then get on the board with FGO. That's where the love is these days. Otherwise you might as well drop TM altogether instead of longing after a past which has long since expired.

Listen here buddy, just because you like Ryougi Shiki doesn't mean you're a real fan of her. I've liked her since 2006 so that renders you worthless, I'm a long time fan. You've only "liked" her for about 2 months so that means you don't even like her. Have you even watched the movies in 360p/240p on youtube in 10 minute 59 second parts? that's what I thought buddy, you're a fake Ryougi Shiki fan. Bet you don't even understand all of her personalities. ♥♥♥♥ing idiot.

Please, please, please, you all have absolutely no idea of how much I want this to happen to me, of how much I want Nero-kun to shove me against a wall with his two big, obscenely muscular arms, holding my face close to his, all the while I'm feeling his cute beast companions licking my thighs and slowly making their way over to my ♥♥♥♥♥, my body shaking in ecstasy, only for him to then whisper sweet nothings into my ear and transform into his big manly 999th Beast form. Just imagining his gigantic chaotic ♥♥♥♥ piercing through my cervix and entering my abdominal cavity is enough to make me shudder in excitement. I can't even imagine what it would feel like for his load, his primordial cummy sea, to enter my body, as he thrusts his gigantic member harder and faster into me, eventually piercing through my oesophagus and spraying warm load all over my face. God, that would be so hot, you have no idea. Am I ♥♥♥♥ed up beyond repair for having these fantasies? Or am I just normal?

NRVNQSR CHAOS is a very cute ♥♥♥♥♥. I want his standing overhead to smash my skull in, doling out a severe concussion and permanently altering my central nervous system's structure in the process, and for his cute little centipedes (oh, they're so cuddlyyyyyy) to wriggle their way into my tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, squirming through my intestines as they stimulate the erogenous zones contained within the gaping crevice that is my anal cavity.

I can't take it anymore, I need Sacchin's lips on my neck I NEED her to suck every last drop of blood out of my ♥♥♥♥ing body, I DON'T CARE IF I DIE OR BECOME A VAMPIRE. I. JUST. WANT. TO. ♥♥♥♥. SATSUKI YUMIZUKA. I've been holding this ♥♥♥♥ in for like 4 years if you don't suck the blood out of my ♥♥♥♥ right this instant it's going to be a medical emergency. Every day I ♥♥♥♥ing cry when I wake up cause I realize I'm back in a reality where Satsuki Yumizuka doesn't have a route, if I can't impregnate her what is the point in living. Tohno is a ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥ for not hitting that ♥♥♥♥ right then and there. WHO CARES IF YOU BECOME A VAMPIRE? IT'S WORTH IT FOR A PIECE OF THAT SWEET SACCHIN ♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ MAN, I'M SO DESPERATE AT THIS POINT I'LL EVEN TAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GOD AWFUL SION X SACCHIN DOUJINS. PLEASE JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING. I'M AT MY BREAKING POINT. ♥♥♥♥ YOU NASU, YOU'RE THE REASON I'M LIKE THIS. I WISH I COULD BE NORMAL AGAIN BUT I CAN'T. EVERY DAY I LIVE WITH A CONSTANT 50 FOOT ERECTION THINKING OF A SACCHIN ROUTE. ♥♥♥♥ YOU.