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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 256.0 hrs on record (108.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 7 Aug, 2021 @ 5:03pm
Updated: 21 Aug, 2021 @ 7:41pm

every time i open this game i break into a cold sweat and i throw up all over the floor. i get separation anxiety without this game. i experience symptoms that include anxiety, fatigue, sweating, vomiting, depression, seizures, and hallucinations. this game allowed me to experience true love only to take my spine and wring me like a wet towel and leave me in the ground to crust up and dry. it spat in my eyes and told me that nobody was going to love me anymore. i don't know what to do with myself. it rotted my brain. i can't think straight. the great ace attorney chronicles is the only thing i think about during every passing hour of the day, every breathing hour of the night. i don't know what is wrong with me. i can't control myself anymore
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