Юстиниан I's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:31pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:13pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:49pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 8:13pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May @ 9:52am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May @ 2:45pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May @ 6:32pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 May @ 2:51am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 May @ 12:07pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:17pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:33pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:37pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:27pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:19pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:30pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:50pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May @ 9:52am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May @ 10:26am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May @ 2:45pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 May @ 12:57am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:40am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:40am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:40am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:40am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:19pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:53pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:13pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:33pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 4:06pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:02am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:19pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:19pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:07pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 7:42pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:23pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:50pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 27 May @ 10:38am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 26 May @ 7:48pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 27 May @ 6:32pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:23pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 26 May @ 7:11pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 27 May @ 10:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:50pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:48pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 27 May @ 9:52am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 May @ 4:33pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:00pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 27 May @ 9:52am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 28 May @ 4:33pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:26pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 27 May @ 12:29pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 29 May @ 3:21pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:05pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:57am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:23pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:15pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:36pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:18pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:31pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 27 May @ 10:37am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:53pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 May @ 7:43pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:31pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 26 May @ 9:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 28 May @ 8:05am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 28 May @ 11:22am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:07am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:08am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 May @ 2:51am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 10:03am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 28 May @ 12:58am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:25pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:30am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:38am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:36pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 9:29pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:07am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:27am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:03pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 28 May @ 4:06am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 28 May @ 8:05am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 28 May @ 5:25pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:47pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:47pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:28pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:50pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:36pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:08am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 28 May @ 4:32pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:11am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:28pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:29pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:37am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:53am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:57am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 28 May @ 12:57am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:33pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:06am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:18pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:23pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:41am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:13pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:15pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 27 May @ 2:45pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:36pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:59pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:19am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:48am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:01am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:33am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:34am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 May @ 12:29pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 May @ 6:32pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:51am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:17pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 28 May @ 11:34am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:10pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 28 May @ 4:53pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:41am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:37am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:56am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:57am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:06am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:56am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:56am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:47am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:52am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:52am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:44pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:16pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 27 May @ 10:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:03am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 29 May @ 2:24pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:36pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:59pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 27 May @ 10:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:05am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:51pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:51pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:50pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:06am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 May @ 4:33pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:04pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:56am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:21am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:27am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:35am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:47am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:33am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:59am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:59am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:12am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:01am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:42am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:00pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:42am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:02pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:40am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:18pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:59pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 26 Jun @ 3:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:17pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:38am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:36am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:36am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:52am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:53am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:02am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:39am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:39am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:32am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:32am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:55am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:06am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:59am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:30am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:37am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:01pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 May @ 11:22am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 May @ 2:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 May @ 2:46pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:57pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:20pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:51pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:34am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:06am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:35am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:57am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:56pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:17pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 May @ 4:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 May @ 1:52pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:28am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:37am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:52am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:36am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:36am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:55am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:03am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:46am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:47am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:19am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:39am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:39am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 26 May @ 2:15pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:23pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:20pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:36pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 3:03pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:47am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 10:44am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:51am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:56pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:33am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:36am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:45am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:12am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:38am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:11pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:14pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:39am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:55am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:02am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:27am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:58am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:01pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:08pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:42am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:01pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:08pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:23pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:16pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:43pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:06pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:47pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:48pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:16pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:18pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 30 May @ 2:46pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:22pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 28 May @ 1:53am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:33pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:36am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:46am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:46am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:02pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:23pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:33pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:59am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:32am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:32am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:37am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:46am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:48am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:27am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:30am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:39am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:58am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:01pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:39am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:01pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:04pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:10pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:14pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:45pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:57am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:57am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:01pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:11pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:22pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:45pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:37pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:34am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:13pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 8:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:38pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:11pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:11pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:41pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:42pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:05pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:38pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:13am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:24am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:51am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:17pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:09pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:39am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:01pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:04pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:10pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:14pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:09pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 28 May @ 11:22am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:04pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:36am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:49am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:49am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:06pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:06pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:45pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:12am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:47am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:09pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:29pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:42pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:58pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:27pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:41pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 5:22pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 2:19am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:39am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:15pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:15pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:38am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:18pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:58pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:03pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:56pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:15pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:07am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:07am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:17am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:23am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:53am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:15am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 12:06pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 12:06pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 9:15am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:33am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:49am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:25pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:44pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:55am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:42am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:52am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:32am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:46pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:51pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:58pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:01am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:02am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:07am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:15am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:51am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:18pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:55am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:01am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:15am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:24am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:07am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:07am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:47pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:17pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:04pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:48am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:02pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:24pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:13am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:07am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:54am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:48am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:29pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:49am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:14pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:37am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:08pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:55am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:27am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:47pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:32pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 8:59pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:26pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:18pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:40am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:31pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:31pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:11pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:13pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:17pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:25pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:17pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:55am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:51am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:10pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:10pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:46pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:13am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:15am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:53pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:19am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 29 Jun @ 4:25pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:50am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:42pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:47pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:45pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:45pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:47pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:09pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:00am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:00am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:15am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:12am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:49am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:50am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:54am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:54am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:20am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 10:31am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:55am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:42am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:27am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:51pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:38pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:14am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:57am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 10:44am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:17am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:27am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 28 May @ 11:42am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 28 May @ 4:12am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:53am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:44am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 28 May @ 11:50am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:35am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:45am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:38am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:13pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:23pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:56pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:56pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:13am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:24am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:50am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:17pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:48am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 11:01am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:42pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 4:50pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:57pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 5:05pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:55am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:59am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:59am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:00am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:37am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:44pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:29pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:49am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:18pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun @ 7:19am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:48am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 3:54pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:32am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 10:49am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 6:49am